Thursday, May 8, 2008

Rhyme Time

I remember when I was little I heard the following rhyme, poem, limerick or whatever it is...I really don't know, but anyways I digress. The poem went like this

Fishy Fishy in the brook
come and get on daddy's hook
mommy fries it in the pan
baby eats it like a man

So since I have nothing better to do than think of ridiculous rhymes in my head I decided to come up with my own version.

Dishy Dishy in the sink
There are so many I can't think
Mommy decides to turn her head
And let daddy do them instead.

Or if that's to simple for you how about this one.

Whining crying kids at home
are guaranteed while I'm on the phone
Lock the door, throw away the key
mommy wants privacy while she pees.

So what do you think? Now you all know one of my dark little quirks. I love to make silly, nonsense type rhymes to drive the ones I love crazy. Maybe I should start working on one for Father's Day. Have any ideas, then please share.


nicole said...

Love them both!

Anonymous said...

Those are great and so true! What is it about the phone that makes kids turn into little monsters???

Don Mills Diva said...

Those are awesome - I love Dishy dishy in the sink!

Anonymous said...

A woman after my own heart! Love your little rhymes, they are too funny. Isn't it great to drive your family crazy with them..hehe

Leah said...

LOL!!!!!! Perfect

Heather said...

I LOVE THEM BOTH! That is so great!! :) true!