A Conversation with Hoss:
Hoss: Mom, when I get big can I go jogging and running and doing exercise in the neighborhood outside without my shirt on?
Me: You want to run outside without a shirt on when you get big?
Hoss: yeah, Can I?
Me: Only if your Hot and handsome.
Hoss: Yeah, I will be.
Can you feel my redneck pride in my son rising up in my chest.