"An Ode to Laundry"
Laundry pile in my hall,
Why are you so freakin' tall.
I wash you weekly without fail,
Come next Monday your back, Oh Hell!
Updated to add that I posted this and then felt immediate guilt about actually posting something in it with a bad word. I don't normally do that but since I couldn't find anything else I liked as much (in the thirty seconds it took me to think of it) I decided to leave it. Come back next time for a G rated post again.